May 2011
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you-makeme-smile:
LOL I can watch this forever
forever. @_@
When your friends mention something bad while your...
Password.
halinor:
USERNAME: Eternal life. PASSWORD: Ten commandments. Password incorrect. USERNAME: Eternal life. PASSWORD: Church.
Password incorrect.
USERNAME: Eternal life. PASSWORD: Sinner’s prayer. Password incorrect. USERNAME: Eternal life. PASSWORD: Baptism.
Password incorrect. USERNAME: Eternal life. PASSWORD: Jesus Christ. Thank you for logging in. Redirecting you to Heaven…
scream-scene:
Guy: Do ya wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do ya play?
Guy: I run my fingers (fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Ok, lets play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks dont stop for red lights
WHEN MY TEACHER ASKS ME WHY I DIDN'T DO MY...
brittany-carel:
Well…
Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
I hate when...
I can’t put what I’m searching for into words.
When I have earphones in, I pretend I can't hear...
welcometomywildworld:
I hate it when people make me laugh when I'm mad.
rachelvalentine:
Admit it. You’re waiting for something you know...
ellestar:
always.
Me when my battery is low:
-whitechapel:
Low battery warning:
Critical battery: WHERE IS THE CHARGER?
Reblog if today is not your birthday.
soprettyfhabzie:
A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU
Even though I've been on tumblr for quite...
kjakerz:
fatregina:
We is the future journalists.
9324.) We were supposed to be something.
A life with Facebook sluts: .
idgafshaee:
katiebaby112:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
ew this is...
Reblog if you're a lip biter.
